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Subject: 16 things 2 do in a department store.
Replies: 16 Views: 3092
el.mo 10/11/2006 - 11:57:25
Please dont try these but if u do, u r on ya own. No responsibility is implyd in any way. Thanks bikkay 4 lettin me steal yor post. *
el.mo 10/11/2006 - 12:08:26
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples trolleys when they aren't lookin.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares 2 go off at 5min intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leadin to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an offical tone, 'Code Blue' in housewares... And see what happens. 
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el.mo 10/11/2006 - 12:16:50
5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M and Ms on layby.
6. Move a 'CAUTION- WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers that you will invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin 2 cry and yell, ' why cant you people just leave me alone?' *
el.mo 10/11/2006 - 12:25:03
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspicously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the Auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. *
el.mo 10/11/2006 - 12:34:40
13. Hide in the clothing rack and people browse through say PICK ME! PICK ME!
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal posititon and scream NO! NO! Its those voices again!!!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait awhile, then yell, very loudly, theres no toilet paper in here.
16. Get several bouncy ba11s and throw them down a aisle shouting go, Pikachu, go! *
bikkay 10/12/2006 - 10:08:01
No matter how many times I read it its still funny as .. *
saintk 10/12/2006 - 11:11:11
i need more than a paper towel i need a plug *
tungring 10/17/2006 - 12:30:28
oh my lord! ellen you are one funny chick! where did you get these? dont tell me you thought of them yourself! if you did your a nutter! im laughing so hard, id laugh harder and louder but i dont wanna disturb my gf watching her show. *
el.mo 1/7/2007 - 10:49:34
Lol. As i sed in the beginin of the topic, i stole it wth permission frm the forum. I thot it was 2 gd 2 let it disappear in where eva old posts go 2. *
lilhuny 4/9/2007 - 11:30:13
Grab a lollypop n walk up n dwn the aisles saying ' mummy wheres my mummy has any1 seen her'. *
el.mo 4/9/2007 - 11:43:17
Pmpl. Gd 1 hun. How bout if u were 2 go throw all the wallets in the wallet display n then loudly say, these arent any good. They dont have money in them *
el.mo 6/11/2007 - 7:44:52
hey groupies. should i keep or delete this topic. *
mrs_zav 9/16/2007 - 11:20:48 keep it! *
mrmac81 30.09.07 - 05:44am
Oh keep it definitely! *
el.mo 30.09.07 - 12:15pm
thats another keep vote. maybe it is staying
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bikkay 30.10.07 - 08:40am
oh man this STILL makes me pmpl 
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el.mo 4.11.07 - 06:11am
pmpl. bikkay. you originally posted it as well.
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