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Subject: It sounds dirty, but is it?
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el.mo 8/26/2006 - 5:10:23
Heres some What am i? brainteasers, that prove that just cause it sounds dirty, it isnt. Please add your own if u have some. *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 5:15:23
I offer protection. I get the finger 10 times. U use your fingers 2 get me off. Wot am i? answer. A glove. *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 5:18:56
Im spread b4 im eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometime like 2 lick my nuts. Wot am i? Answer. Peanut b*tter *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 5:21:06
All daylong its in and out. I discharge loads from my s haft. Both men and women go down on me. Wot am i? Answer. A Elevator *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 5:23:08
I come in many sizes. When im full i drip. When u blow me i feel good. Wot am i? Answer. A nose. *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 5:25:20
A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when your bored. Wot am i? Answer A ring. *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 5:31:26
When i go in, i might cause pain. I cause u 2 spit and not swa11ow. I can fill your hole. Who am i? Answer. A dentist. *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 5:33:09
I assist an erection. Sometimes big ba11s hang from me. Im called a swinger. What am i? Answer. A crane. *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 5:35:26
If i miss i hit your bush. Its my job 2 stuff your box. When i come, its news. Who am i? Answer. A newspaper delivery person. *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 5:39:26
It was layin limp in my hand. It was very long, and kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until i got 2 the end of it. I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was dribbling. Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip. Then I took the garden hose and watered the plants. *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 5:43:20
Wots rough and hairy on the outside. Soft and wet on the inside. It starts with C, end in T and has a U and a N it? Answer A coconut. *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 5:46:23
I love u , i love u. I love u almighty. I wish yor pyjamas were close 2 my nighty. Dont b mistaken. Now dont be mislead. I mean on the clothes line and not in my bed. *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 5:48:30
It goes in dry. It comes out wet. The longer its in, the stronger it gets. We can have it in bed. Its nots what u think. Its a cup of tea. *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 5:52:20
Tell me, is it goin in? .... Yeah... Is it hurting? ... Ooh yeah ... Ouch its really hurting.. Ok i will put it in slowly .... Still hurting? Aah yeah... Then lets try the other shoe. *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 5:55:21
I shall seek and find you. I shall take you 2 bed and control you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat. All my love. The flu virus. *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 5:59:23
2 make it straight she pulls it. 2 make it stand, she holds it. 2 make it smooth, she licks it. 2 make it enter she pushes it in. Its not easy 2 thread a needle. *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 6:03:02
Last night, i wanted and needed u so badly it hurt. I wanted 2 taste u. 2 feel u in me, so u could work your magic. But i couldnt find u.... Oh wheres my box of panadol. *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 6:06:19
Last night i couldnt sleep 4 wanting u. 4 needing u. I wanted 2 feel u between my lips and drawing u deep inside me. Im addicted 2 u but yor not here. Hey mate, Got a spare smoke? *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 6:09:10
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up or down. I cant wait 4 the next time. I love my Toothbrush. *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 6:12:57
What gets longer when pulled, fits between a womans . Inserts neatly in a hole and works best when jerked hard? What am i? Answer. A seatbelt. *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 6:16:12
She came to me one night.... She explored my body.... She s*cked, she swa11owed until she had her fill. Satisfied she left. I was hurt. d*mn Mosquito!! *
el.mo 8/26/2006 - 6:17:01
She came to me one night.... She explored my body.... She s*cked, she swa11owed until she had her fill. Satisfied she left. She left me hurtin and sore. d*mn Mosquito!! *
ozlonely 8/27/2006 - 10:56:49
lol, i love them, they are great! keep goin! *
spud32x 9/4/2006 - 1:40:33
Cool i lyk them alot i lmao.. *
el.mo 9/17/2006 - 10:26:14
He picked me up from a bar. He took me 2 his car. He took my top off. He put his lips on my hole and drank my juices til he was sated. Dont think dirty. Im a bottle of wine *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 7:19:50
Its round and orange but isnt a orange. What is it. Answer. Its a Manderine. *
xxstevex 1/29/2007 - 6:23:50
Im hapi , im lovely , im everythng u nd if ur a woman, What am i? thats it your rite, im talkin bout me 
haha pmpl 
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el.mo 1/30/2007 - 8:46:34
Hey ladies in the uk. Chq steve out. He is a gentleman *
el.mo 2/25/2007 - 11:23:36
Im usually there when u need me, but sumtimes i can b hard to find. U sit on my big hole and fill me until u r satisfied and fully relieved. Im yor toilet *
