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Subject: Male or female items
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el.mo 10/20/2006 - 7:05:37
Heres sum objects n wot s*x dey can b linkd 2. Plz add yor own *

el.mo 10/20/2006 - 7:11:28
A hot air balloon is male as they will go newhere but u have 2 light a fire under them 1st 2 get them moving *

el.mo 10/20/2006 - 7:16:39
A photo copier is female. U have 2 push the right b*ttons 2 turn it on. Is good 4 reproduction but can cause chaos if treated wrong *

el.mo 10/20/2006 - 7:19:13
A hammer is male as it hasnt changed much over the centuries *

el.mo 10/20/2006 - 7:22:11
A train is male as it always uses the same lines 2 pick up ppl. *

el.mo 10/20/2006 - 7:24:26
Tyres are male as they go bald easily and r often over inflated *

tntlips 11/20/2006 - 7:01:28
Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them. searching.GIFlmao.GIF *

tntlips 11/20/2006 - 7:02:09
Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. poledance.GIF *

tntlips 11/20/2006 - 7:03:07
A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. girl10.GIF *

tntlips 11/20/2006 - 7:03:37
A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. date.GIF *

tntlips 11/20/2006 - 7:03:59
An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. grin.GIF *

tntlips 11/20/2006 - 7:04:36
A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right b*ttons to push, he keeps trying! pmpl.GIF *

el.mo 11/20/2006 - 11:23:31
So true tanya and a remote control is also called a grown mans rattle. Lose the remote and he thinks the world is ending *

spud32x 11/29/2006 - 12:49:20
A toilet is male as they are Vacant or full of cr*p.. Lol *

kkbrizy 1/5/2007 - 1:30:45
A computer is male cos it dont matter how much info ya punch into it ya still end up having to save it lol . . Sorry twas the best i could come up wit lol *

el.mo 1/5/2007 - 1:46:38
Lol. Thanx 4 tryin. A car is female as no matter how much money u spend on em its never enuff 2 totally satisfy it *

xxstevex 1/7/2007 - 2:14:40
A female iz like a sunset, mostly goin down in the evenings woot.GIF *

kkbrizy 1/14/2007 - 4:50:54
A floor tile is male . . Lay it right the first time and ya can walk all over it for years Pmpl *

xxstevex 1/15/2007 - 2:34:37
hurray.GIF ya can walk all ova me anytime hurry.GIF kk , hugekiss.GIF *

kkbrizy 1/15/2007 - 10:47:31
* does a lil dance and sings * these boots are made for walkin and thats just wat i will do cos one o these days these boots are gonna walk all over you Pmpl *

xxstevex 1/18/2007 - 9:55:49
thank_you.GIF that felt great ,do it again please ,lol lmao.GIF *

kkbrizy 1/24/2007 - 3:01:42
Roflmao.GIF ok ok now have some input into els topic will ya lol . . Ok a pair o slippers is male . . They can be old and useless after havin them for years but ya just cant seem to throw them away for good lol *

el.mo 1/24/2007 - 6:27:13
Pmpl.GIF u tell him kim. nana.GIF Consider yorself told steve. *


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