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Subject: Insults.
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el.mo 9/24/2006 - 8:03:33
Please dont take these seriously. They are meant 2 b taken as a joke. But feel free 2 use them in a arguement if the need arises. *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 8:06:01
U look like u fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 8:07:41
If i have said anything i should b sorry 4. Im glad. *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 8:11:42
Someday u will find yourself and wish u hadnt *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 8:13:10
Didnt i disect u in biology class. *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 8:16:13
And your whinny-assed opinion would be? *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 8:19:08
With a head like yours, im suprised u havent got it circumcised. *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 8:20:11
Use your head. Its the little things that count. *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 8:25:39
Did your parents ever ask u 2 run away from home. *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 8:27:06
Im a human. Wot r u? *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 9:16:11
Do u want me 2 accept you as you are or do you want me 2 like you. *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 9:17:42
I have a minute 2 spare. Tell me everything you know. *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 9:19:36
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Ill tell you later. *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 9:21:11
Lets see if we can find somebody 2 adopt you. *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 9:26:57
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort. *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 9:30:50
The village called. They want their idiot back. *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 9:33:43
Your so desperate for a friend that u would sell your deepest secrets 4 a mouldy sandwich. *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 9:36:58
Hes not stupid. Hes possessed by a ed ghost. *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 9:39:25
Your girlfriend/boyfriend is so ugly that when she/he entered the ugly contest, they said sorry, only amateurs allowed. *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 9:42:32
You look like a dwarf thats been dipped in a bucket of pubic hair. *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 9:44:58
Dont u just love nature despite what it did 2 you. *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 9:46:38
I would ask how old you are but i reckon you cant count that high. *
el.mo 9/24/2006 - 9:48:34
I think that you had better leave before your spaceship gets a ticket. *
lexisa 9/25/2006 - 11:33:53
U are another mutant that should get penciled in 4 a visit from the angel of death 
*
el.mo 9/25/2006 - 1:34:25
You remind of of the ocean. In other words, you make of want to be sick. *
el.mo 9/25/2006 - 1:36:16
Wait... Dont tell me... I know who you are. Your the reason they made birth control. *
el.mo 9/25/2006 - 1:37:52
Your so bent you make a roundabout look straight. *
el.mo 9/25/2006 - 1:39:48
Did you slip into the gene pool when the lifeguards wernt looking? *
el.mo 9/25/2006 - 1:40:53
If brains were taxed, you would get a refund. *
el.mo 9/25/2006 - 1:42:27
Your face is such a mess. Why dont you get something different for the dog to chew on. *
el.mo 9/25/2006 - 1:43:35
Your minds wandering. Its too small to be out on its own. *
el.mo 9/25/2006 - 1:44:55
Im not your type. Im not inflatable. *
el.mo 9/25/2006 - 1:45:52
If ignorance is bliss. You must be ic. *
el.mo 9/25/2006 - 1:48:07
The terrifying power of the human s*x drive is horrifically demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you. *
el.mo 9/25/2006 - 1:49:15
Does your undertaker know you got up. *
el.mo 9/25/2006 - 1:51:17
Light is faster than sound. Thats why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak. *
el.mo 9/25/2006 - 1:52:41
If i throw you a stick, will you go away. *
el.mo 9/25/2006 - 1:54:59
Your an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth out of their accident insurance. *
el.mo 9/25/2006 - 1:55:57
Im not as dumb as you look. *
el.mo 9/25/2006 - 1:57:45
Hello, im a virus, and im entering your brain right now.... Sorry i will leave. I cant find a brain. *
tungring 9/29/2006 - 5:38:14
If my dogs head was as ugly as your face id shave its and teach it to walk backwards! *
el.mo 1/7/2007 - 10:32:45
Id rather b drunk then ugly. At least i wil b sober in the morning. U always wil b ugly *
starl1te 9.03.08 - 09:41pm
U have 1 advantage over me.... U can kiss my ass....I cant *
el.mo 11.03.08 - 11:10am
y dont u grow a cell. thats rite. u r too lazy to even to do that *
purplezz 12.06.08 - 08:47am
my sister said this to her then boyfriend at the time (a ripper of a fight it was too).... if you walked into the wall with a hard on you will break your nose first!! lol *
lekawe 15.07.08 - 02:13pm
U're so fat dat wen u were weight on a scale it say to be continued. *
alanmack 12.10.08 - 09:08am
If you shaved your head you would look like a di*k with ears *
alanmack 12.10.08 - 09:09am
Id rather lick a gurillas a*se than kissy you *
alanmack 12.10.08 - 09:12am
Meant to say kiss not kissy lol.if i was going to have s*x with you i would need 10 paper bags 9 for you and 1 for me incase yours rip *
alanmack 12.10.08 - 09:15am
Did you ever hear the iron maiden song run to the hills?they were writing about the time they saw you *
mitsh 26.10.08 - 01:33pm
U look like disaster coming to hit on u *
